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Straight people: “Why gay? Why? there no REASON for be not-straight, why not straight like me? am the straight because I am, so they be straight because I am also. No existential reason for be gay?? THEY STRIAHT LIKE ME!”

Straight people: “Oh no, she not bisexual, she not pansexual, see? THey just friends! Just friends that do sexy stuff like rub genitals and kis s nipples. No reason be bi, she striahgt, like me always.”

Straight people: “Why SO MANY gays?? what do you mean they’re not all gay? don’t you know LGBTQIA+ meanl.. GAY? Not enough straight. make more straight.”

Straight people: “What do you mean… no want thte sex? what s that? Whasrt is that. I dont understand anything not sex. Why noyt they have sex? What do you MEAN they dpn’t wanna ride a yippee? Evrey one like sex… everyone straight.”

Straight people: “THey’re strill straight.”

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